SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 90 films, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 244 films on this list. Copy this list, go to your own DA account, paste this in a journal. Then, put x's next to the films you've seen, add them up, change the header adding your number, and click post at the bottom. Have fun.

(x) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
() Boondock Saints
(x) Fight Club
(x) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
(x) Blazing Saddles
(x) Airplane
Total:9

(x) The Princess Bride
(x) Anchorman
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
(x) Labyrinth
(x) Saw
(x) Saw II
(x) White Noise
(x) White Oleander
(x) Anger Management
(x) 50 First Dates
(x) The Princess Diaries
(x) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Total so far: 21

(x) Scream
(x) Scream 2
(x) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
(x) Scary Movie 4
(x) American Pie
(x) American Pie 2
(x) American Wedding
(x) American Pie Band Camp
Total so far: 32

(x) Harry Potter 1
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
(x) Resident Evil 1
(x) Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer
(x) Little Black Book
(x) The Village
(x) Lilo & Stitch
Total so far: 42- seriously, i'm a total loser!

(x) Finding Nemo
(x) Finding Neverland
(x) Signs
(x) The Grinch
(x) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
(x) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
(x) White Chicks
(x) Butterfly Effect
(x) 13 Going on 30
(x) I, Robot
(x) Robots
Total so far: 53

(x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
(x) Universal Soldier
(x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(x) Along Came Polly
(x) Deep Impact
(x) KingPin
(x) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
(x) Eight Crazy Nights
(x) Joe Dirt
(x) KING KONG
Total so far: 65

(x) A Cinderella Story
(x) The Terminal
(x) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
(x) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
(x) Dumber & Dumberer
(x) Final Destination
(x) Final Destination 2
(x) Final Destination 3
(x) Halloween (orginial or remake, because i've seen both!)
(x) The Ring
(x) The Ring 2
(x) Surviving X-MAS
(x) Flubber
Total so far: 79

(x) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
(x) Practical Magic
(x) Chicago
(x) Ghost Ship
(x) From Hell
(x) Hellboy
(x) Secret Window
(x) I Am Sam
(x) The Whole Nine Yards
() The Whole Ten Yards
Total so far: 88

(x) The Day After Tomorrow
(x) Child's Play
(x) Seed of Chucky
(x) Bride of Chucky
(x) Ten Things I Hate About You- (ZOMG! HEATH LEDGER!)
(x) Just Married
() Gothika
(x) Nightmare on Elm Street
(x) Sixteen Candles
(x) Remember the Titans
(x) Coach Carter
(x) The Grudge
(x) The Grudge 2
(x) The Mask
(x) Son Of The Mask
Total so far: 102- i'm on double figures! i am past the no life mark!

(x) Bad Boys
(x) Bad Boys 2
(x) Joy Ride
(x) Lucky Number Slevin
(x) Ocean's Eleven
(x) Ocean's Twelve
(x) Bourne Identity
(x) Bourne Supremacy
() Lone Star
(x) Bedazzled
(x) Predator I
(x) Predator II
(x) The Fog
(x) Ice Age
(x) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
(x) Curious George
Total so far: 119


(x) Independence Day
(x) Cujo- AAAAAH!
() A Bronx Tale
(x) Darkness Falls
() Christine
(x) ET
(x) Children of the Corn
(x) My Bosses Daughter
(x) Maid in Manhattan
(x) War of the Worlds
(x) Rush Hour
(x) Rush Hour 2
(x) Rush Hour 3
Total so far: 129

(x) Best Bet
(x) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(x) She's All That
(x) Calendar Girls- AND! the film is based on a true story and one of my mum's friends mums was one of the real calendar girls
() Sideways
(x) Mars Attacks
(x) Event Horizon
(x) Ever After
(x) Wizard of Oz
(x) Forrest Gump
() Big Trouble in Little China
(x) The Terminator
(x) The Terminator 2
(x) The Terminator 3
Total so far: 141

(x) X-Men
(x) X-2
(x) X-3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
(x) Spider-Man 3
(x) Sky High
() Jeepers Creepers
() Jeepers Creepers 2
(x) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Little Mermaid
(x) Freaky Friday
(x) Reign of Fire
(x) The Skulls
(x) Cruel Intentions
(x) Cruel Intentions 2- TERRIBLE FILM!
(x) The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
(x) Shrek 3
Total so far: 159

() Swimfan
(x) Miracle on 34th street
(x) Old School
(x) The Notebook
(x) K-Pax
(x) Krippendorf's Tribe
(x) A Walk to Remember
(x) Ice Castles
(x) Boogeyman
(x) The 40-year-old Virgin
Total so far: 168

(x) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
(x) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(x) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
(x) Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Total so far: 175

(x) Baseketball
(x) Hostel
() Waiting for Guffman
(x) House of 1000 Corpses
(x) Devils Rejects
(x) Elf
(x) Highlander
(x) Mothman Prophecies
(x) American History X
() Three
Total so Far: 184

(x) The Jacket
(x) Kung Fu Hustle
() Shaolin Soccer
(x) Night Watch
(x) Monsters Inc.
(x) Titanic
(x) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(x) Shaun Of the Dead
() Willard
Total so far: 191

(x) High Tension
() Club Dread
(x) Hulk
(x) Dawn Of the Dead
(x) Hook
(x) Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
(x) 28 days later
(x) Orgazmo- sadly
(x) Phantasm
(x) Waterworld
Total so far: 200 - SERIOUSLY?! AM I REALLY THAT MUCH OF A LOSER?

(x) Kill Bill vol 1
(x) Kill Bill vol 2
(x) Mortal Kombat
(x) Wolf Creek
(x) Kingdom of Heaven
(x) The Hills Have Eyes
() I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
() The Last House on the Left
() Re-Animator
() Army of Darkness
Total so far: 206

(x) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
(x) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
(x) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
(x) Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
(x) Ewoks The Battle For Endor
Total so far: 214

(x) The Matrix- AAAAH! Amazing!
(x) The Matrix Reloaded
(x) The Matrix Revolutions
(x) Animatrix
(x) Evil Dead
(x) Evil Dead 2
(x) Team America: World Police- major lols
(x) Red Dragon
(x) Silence of the Lambs
(x) Hannibal Rising
Total so far: 224

Now Add them up and...

224! WTF? I swear they have just compiled a list of every film i have seen in the last ten years (not including the ones made before 1970)


And, seen as how i can't really get much more loser-ish, i think this is the perfect opportunity to say that i watch stargate.


AND I LOVE IT.

there you have it, i am a nerd


and i have no life


and i have probably read this number times 15 books.



Which makes me more of a nerd.

And i have just done this quiz when i really should be writing. grrrr...

ZOMGWTFLOL...

[link]

001. Name → Lyndsey
002. Nickname → Lyndz (but i hate it), or THE PEN MAN (inside joke)
003. Status → Single
004. Zodiac sign → Saggitarius
005. Male or female → FEMALE
006. Elementary → Two Moors Primary School, Saltergate Infant School and Saltergate Junior School
007. Middle School → is English, we don't have middle school, it's not how we roll... lol we just spend seven fucking years at high school!
008. High School → Rossett School (i hate it so much!)
009. Smart → very (it wanted the truth, i am not bragging!)
010. Hair color → Brownish blondish (used to be like white blonde then it got indecisive. Same with my eyes, when i was little i had blond hair and blue eyes, now i have darker hair and green/grey eyes! make up your mind!)
011. Long or short → longish
012. Loud or Quiet → mainly quiet.
013. Sweats or Jeans → jeans
014. Phone or Camera → neither (unless it's my iPhone, but i only use that for the iPod. I never text or call people)
015. Health freak → a bit
016. Drink or Smoke? → no. hate them both
017. Do you have a crush on someone? → no. and no matter what Amy K says, I AM NOT DATING A MIDGET!!!
018. Eat or Drink → yes. umm... duh.
019. Piercings → ears but never wear earrings
020. Tattoos → nope

FIRSTS:
023. First piercing → ears. 6th birthday
024. First best friend → Adam and Jemma- met them at the same time
026. First crush → I was convinced that i would eventually date Heath Ledger when i was like 5 or something. lol (is sad)
027. First pet → hamster named Heathcliff (from wuthering heights)
028. First big vacation → Tenereife (don't mock me! it was okay when i was two! i go to nicer places now like spain and italy and america)
030. First big birthday → I've never really been big on birthdays but i suppose the day i was born was probably the biggest event for my birthday. You know, the whole BEING BORN thing...

CURRENTLY:
049. Eating → nothing. it is 0000 at nght!
050. Drinking → apple flavoured water
052. I'm about to → finish my english essay, post this journal, play guitar then go to bed

YOUR FUTURE:
058. Want kids? → i don't know. i would probably be a terrible mother. I would probably leave one somewhere and forget about it or something
059. Want to get married? → don't know
060. Careers in mind → Musician (i.e. wants to go to Juiliard) or doctor (i know! big difference! but i love both music and medicine)

WHICH IS BETTER WITH GIRL/BOY?
068. Lips or eyes → eyes
070. Shorter or taller? → taller (hence NOT DATING A MIDGET AMY!!!!) (only tor and possibly Katy will know who i mean)
072. Romantic or spontaneous → Both
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → both (oh dear lord i am shallow!)
074. Sensitive or loud → Sensitive
075. Hook-up or relationship → relationship
077. Trouble maker or hesitant → a hesitant trouble maker!! lol

HAVE YOU EVER:
080. Lost glasses/contacts → no
081. Ran away from home → heh heh, yes.
084. Broken someone's heart → no
085. Been arrested → no.. well there was that one time.... not really
087. Cried when someone died → no

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
089. Yourself → i have been known to do that sometimes
090. Miracles → no
091. Love at first sight → no
092. Heaven → no
093. Santa Claus → no
094. Sex on the first date → no
095. Kiss on the first date → maybe

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → no
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → no
099. Do you believe in God → no (yet i still use phrases like oh dear lord and things like that!)
100. Post as 100 truths and tag people.



I tag:
Tor
Katy
and Maddie if she's reading this!

British (I am British)
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. (Deal ir No Deal is Rubbish!
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] It's football...not soccer.
Total: 3 (Wow, for a British person, i'm not very British)

Australian
[ ] You wear flip-flops all year.
[ ] You call flip-flops "thongs", not "flip-flops".
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[x] You have an Australian something.
Total: 4 (I am more Aussie than British!)

Italian
[x] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[x] You know what a Italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 5

Hispanic
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally. (Try All The Time! My french teacher says i speak faster than him!
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.
Total: 2

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You don't get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 5

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's Day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have hair everywhere.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get-togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 5

African American
[ ] You say n***a casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[x] You refer to people as 'dawg' or 'homie'. (As A joke!)
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 4

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You play/have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 4

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You went to pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.
[ ] You like Limburger cheese.
Total: 5

Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh. A lot.
[x] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 3

American
[ ] You hate foriegners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[ ] You're lazy.
[x] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[x] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart. (Asda is a branch of Wal Mart for all you brits out there who think you don't!)
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 3


In Order:
Italian
Irish
Russian
Australian
Asian
African American
British
Canadian
American
Hispanic

I have a letter of the alphabet, given to me for commenting on someone elses journal and now i have to think of ten good things that begin with that letter. if you comment, i will give you a letter and you have to make a journal and do the same thing.

T

1. Tacky Horror Films
2. Tetanus???? (spelling?)
3. The Wild Wadi (water park in dubai)
4. Thirty Days of Night
5. Terrorists? (just to let you know... I AM KIDDING! JUST IN CASE ANYONE WAS GOING TO YELL AT ME AND REMIND ME OF THE WTC)
6. Thor!
7. Titans
8. The Day The Earth Stood Still (the original)
9. The Shining
10.Television of the Crappy Variety